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Do-It-Yourself

12/2/2010

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I’m at work on a new old novel called "Tributary." This new old tome took twelve years of my mid-life, requiring trips to three university special collections libraries, reading stacks of historical info, driving a hundred or so miles of back roads in southern Idaho for site locations, facing personal and family religious demons, learning how not to tell a story in order to know how to, pitching to nearly a hundred agents, finding an agent, waiting for over two years for the agent to fail to place the novel, and a big pile of suffering sprinkled over the entire enterprise.

Now I intend to write the thing in a paroxysm of joy.


Do-it-yourself seems to be the theme that explains my efforts. The theme of my life, actually. If you want to lift yourself out of the realm of stuck, miserable suffering you have to do it yourself.

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You may have to do it repeatedly, oh repeatedly, and the efforts feel futile but they’re sandpaper to your woes. Sometimes a belt sander, sometimes a hand-held block. Yes, it takes time, but I know I am different having learned not to suffer a novel into existence. Or suffer anything into existence.

The negative events we face are the workshop for bravery.

Case in point: I've done so much remodeling work in the last twenty years I could almost hang out a general contractor shingle. I own power tools, a staple gun, chisels, knee pads, fume masks, sledgehammers and more extension cords than
"A Charlie Brown Christmas."
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But a singing toilet had never crossed my path.

I let it sing for a month, enjoying the quaint soundtrack in my house. And then knew I couldn’t waste water any longer. Something was leaking and leaks need care.

 


This is what I saw, confronting the situation.
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On the advice of my exceedingly handy nephew (who once said “Piece of cake, Barb, you can paint the exterior of your house in two days, and three months later I was still up on that scaffolding painting) I bought a HydroClean Plumber’s Solution aka new toilet flapper. It promises it’s “easy to install” and “saves water” and “cleans the tank.” I wavered. The clerks at Home Depot, giddy over its virtues and its great price, sent me home to do the deed.

The directions do not tell you how to fully empty the tank first, but my nephew did. Step one says only “remove old toilet fill valve” which of course would not remove and required a trip to the local hardware store for wrenches that fit the cramped space.

All alone, armed with curses and these wrenches, two screwdrivers and a constant fear of flooding, I did it. (Ignoring directions 7 & 8 as I could not understand the diagrams.) The forceful efficient flush makes me smile every time.

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Toilets, novels, ski slopes, crazy in-laws—maybe watch a Charlie Brown Christmas, for a jump-start on good cheer, and then head into your workshop. It’s everywhere.

P.S. Did I mention that I burned all of the manuscript copies of this novel in pure revolt, so that (pulling my hair out at this discovery) I HAVE to do-it-myself, yet again?

Thanks to Dreamstime for the boot photo.
Charlie Brown drawings thanks to the amazing Charles Schultz.

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Megan Pingree
12/2/2010 05:01:38 am

You go, girl! If anyone can do it, you can! I thank you in advance for your tenacity and am looking forward to my own "paroxysm of joy" when I get to read this next novel.
Yours in DIY toilet repairs,
:-) xoxo, Megan

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Wendy Stevenson link
3/12/2013 07:40:16 am

I noticed that you are using an image of mine that is for sale on various stock sites. May I ask that you either pay for it or stop using it. If there is a copy of the image still up after tomorrow I'll be getting Dreamstime (the logo of the company on the image) to send a cease and disist order.

I'd much rather ask nicely first.

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Barbara
3/12/2013 08:20:12 am

Hi, Wendy. Thanks for asking nicely first. I'll head to Dreamstime to purchase use rights. I started my blog a few years back pretty ignorant about images. Now, I either purchase them, if they're stock photos, or link to them if they are on the web.

It's a great photo!

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Wendy Stevenson
3/13/2013 05:49:23 am

I look forward to your purchase:-)

Barbara
3/13/2013 05:53:44 am

Bought it this morning and changed the photo out above!

Wendy Stevenson
3/13/2013 06:29:27 am

Must have been threw Shutterstock as it was purchased there earlier today. Many thanks. And best of luck with your books!

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